Did you hear the one about...

You all know that I love cheesy jokes I love sharing them! Here are some of my favorites:

-Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Sir Cumfrence

-Why were Adam & Eve noisy neighbors?
The raised Cain

-What do a banker and a baker have in common?
They are both rolling in the dough!

-What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop!

-What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

-What did one snowman ask the other snowman?
"Does it smell like carrots to you?"

-What do you call four Spanish bullfighters in quicksand?
Cuatro sink-o

-What's the best advice you can give a worm?
Sleep late!

-What does a ghost say to scare away the bees?
Boo-bees!

Johnny Cash & Peanut Butter

There have been countless times when I have found myself with a song stuck in my head. Why is that when that happens you only know two lines? And to make it worse not only are you singing the same little tune but you are also singing the same two lines over and over! Today the song is from Johnny Cash. Come on! A little mercy here?
There is this theory that I have developed to rid one's head of such lyrical trauma. I have decided that if it works with today's case it will be a success. There is a song that I learned when I was a little girl about a train and a peanut. If you sing this song through twice then the other song is eliminated. Are you getting your hopes up yet?

Here's the song:

"Peanut sittin' on a railraod track,
his heart was all a flutter.
Around the bend came number ten
Toot-Toot! Peanut Butter!"

I wish us all the best of luck!

Bathroom Humor

Anyone who has been to my apartment can testify that there isn't a lot of extra space. It's all pretty compact. The bathroom is no exception. So to "do the best you can with what you've got," I have placed a small basket on the back of the toilet to hold my brush, rollers, and other girlie items including my make-up bag. It's a nice little arrangement really. Well, at least until a couple of days ago. I was getting ready to go out and wanted to do a quick touch up. I reached for my make-up bag and in one, small less than graceful moment the entire contents of the bag landed with a nice "plunk, plunk, plunk" at the bottom of the toilet! I was frustrated, mad, maybe even a little "flushed." After fishing everything out and seeing it lying in a puddle on the floor all I could do was laugh!